If you are on, near, around, behind or standing on your computer, you might be a confused redneck.
If your grandmother chews tobacco while shooting a deer from the back window you might be in Kentucky.
If you have had to chain your house to a tree to keep it from being stolen your living in east Tenn.
If your 5 main food groups are Coon, Possum, Tobacco, Squirrel and Hog you are in the south.
If your heading north and wonder why it's getting more south your probibly going to fit in lol...
If you are going hunting and the only camo you have to hide you from the deer is your bare chest and your new suspenders, you probibly don't know it but your a Redneck.
If your house is a Nascar hall of fame it's a sure sign you're a redneck.
If you go to a church and the preacher has a mouth full of gold, and he says he needs more money to improve his families lifestyle, you are in a Penacostal church in Henry Tenn. (true story) lol we were asked to leave:) .....
If you ever find yourself looking at a house, horrified to go in, you might be on a mission and at your next dinner appointment. lol (it always seems to be the person that signs up every week)...
If you ever accidently pray that you don't die from the food , you might be a missionary with a name that starts with a P and ends with an N.
If you ever find a gross tie at a second chance store and think you are truly blessed you might be a missionary.:)
If you start to pick up rocks and are thinking about sending them home, you are on a mission.
When you look at girls and all you see are baptismal numbers, you are a good missanary.
When you go to the closet and only see white and black don't be alarmed you're on a mission...
When you wake up, get in the shower, get dressed and start studying, then wonder if your companion is sick or something because he is not up it might be 4:30am.............................
If you figure it would be funny to change the clock times to worry your companion and get him ready, you are on a mission lol..
So have fun every one, I am!
Love, Caleb